Tuesday, January 26, 2010

How Much Is An Flatbed Cost

Economics

and Business Lessons Taught by Homer Economy

Yesterday network happily walking when suddenly ran into some bl og where I found this: "Business and Economics Lessons Taught by Homer, and I thought," What? .. . mmm ... interesting. Where a series of articles caught my attention and my laughs cried. They take the simpsons episodes to explain various concepts related to business and economic issues. Here is the "wisdom of such a distinguished herudito ".

In the bag

" Purchase downward and upward sell, that's my motto "

Sounds easy, right? Well, if this were the case, someone as simple as Homer would be able to cope during the precarious times. But it goes without saying that he sometimes has had execution errors. During one episode, Homer said (referring to his participation in the market for pumpkins):


"This year I invested in pumpkins. Have been rising throughout the month of October and I have a feeling they will get to the top of January. Then bang! This is the moment I'm doing box. "


The humor of this situation is that Halloween is celebrated on October 31, so the message it conveys can not be more timely: study the market as best you can, considering issues related to companies and articles in you have invested, and do not look to the market as a scheme to get rich quick. Simple enough, right?


incentive-based Employment


"Son, if you hate your job, do not strike, just go all day and do it incompetently. That's the American way. "

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! Will announce the lottery numbers. "


Unemployment rates are the highest in recent decades and it seems that employee productivity is more guarded than ever. Many people point to American industry (specifically with car) as less competitive and innovative foreign companies. This, along with a cavalier approach to productivity has been the largest contributor to the poor state of the U.S. economy. Needless to say, that should worry the English Homer aún más de esto.

En el episodio “Tú sólo te mueves dos veces”, Homero es contratado por un “Señor Scorpio”, un hombre simpático que es el líder de una organización secreta que busca la dominación mundial. Sin saberlo, Homero ayuda a Scorpio a construir un reactor nuclear que se usa para ultimar su arsenal. De este episodio tenemos esta pequeña joya:


“El señor Scorpio dice que la productividad ha aumentado un dos por ciento, y es todo por mis técnicas de motivación. Por ejemplo, los donuts. Y la posibilidad de que tengan más donuts.”


En la economía de nuestros days, the labor market is extremely competitive. Individuals do not want to compare to employers based on incentives, but prefer that employment itself is the incentive to work hard.


Company


"All my life I had a dream, to achieve many goals."

"If something is hard to do, then it is worth doing."



It's no secret that during a recession great wealth is created. The winners are those enterprising individuals to take calculated risks, work hard and stay focused. Consequently, they have éxito mientras a su alrededor otros fallan o luchan por mantenerse a flote. Este es el momento. Homero, de acuerdo con su sentimiento que hemos visto arriba, fracasaría. Pero incluso cuando menos te lo esperas, el “genio Homero” dice cosas como estas:


“Está bien, que no cunda el pánico. Puedo conseguir el dinero vendiendo uno de mis hígados. Puedo apañármelas con uno.”


Sacrificio: una virtud importante tanto en las empresas como en las finanzas personales. Mucha de la literatura que se ha creado en finanzas el último año ha hecho énfasis en recortar los gastos innecesarios. Por supuesto, esto sería una parte, but Homer shows how sometimes personal sacrifices are warranted, especially when the welfare of the family itself is at stake. Even though we have only one liver.


Business and personal ethics

"Marge, do not be discouraged, the child! Hiding like a weasel of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasels. "


This appointment would be less funny if Homer was able to hide like a weasel of things. However, the balance in the market or in your personal finances, is to live your responsibilities. This will help restrict any need to hide like a weasel of complicated situations, for example, levies, bankruptcy holes, mortgages, and others.

"Oh, no! What have I done? I broke my son's piggy bank and why? A few miserable cents, not even enough to buy a beer. Wait, let me count and make sure ... even I come! "

Of course, Homer curve is less significant. There must be an easier solution! Maybe you need to ask yourself: "What would Homer?" Y entonces hacer totalmente lo opuesto.


Activando el movimiento de dinero


Homero: “Mira esto Marge, 58 dólares y todo beneficios. Soy el hombre de negocios más listo del mundo”.

Marge: “La factura de la comida de hoy eran 300 dólares”.

Homero: “Marge, por favor, no me humilles delante del dinero”.


Muchos recordarán este episodio en el que los Simpsons tienen un elefante viviendo en su patio de atrás, en el que Homero tiene la no muy brillante idea de vender paseos en elefante a 2 dólares. Después de un solo día, Marge wisely indicates that the food bill is $ 300 elephant, more than the total profits of the day. After realizing this, Homer raised the price to 500 dollars a trip. Consequently, their customers decided to go elsewhere.

If a company continues to lose money, will eventually have to close. Marge explaining the cost of food was enough to close down this business (not seemed to have a business plan anyway). This principle applies both to individual finances, if you spend more than you earn, the end will borrow. The more you spend, the more debt you have.


Innovation, marketing and adaptation to changing market


"Oh what now have Internet on their computers?"


Part of being relevant is to keep up with the development and adoption of new technology. For many businesses in the last decade, this has included developing an online portal where they could procure goods and services. For others, it was simply providing information and ways to contact their companies. In today's world, this could mean a dip in new trends, the famous social networking sites or even sites like Twitter, where Individuals and businesses can interact with each other in a new unconventional way (eg, Metrovacesa does)


"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? In addition, every time I learn something new, it pushes old stuff to come out of my brain. Do you remember when I took that course of making wine at home and I forgot how to drive? "


Learn new technologies involves learning new techniques. You can always be the same, but in all circumstances, companies and their employees need to continually evolve. For this first would be needed to grow, for the latter, it is necessary to keep their jobs. The crux of the matter is that people should always looking for ways to retrain to be more competitive than others through all their skills. For future employees, an employer should be interested in hiring someone who can take on multiple responsibilities and have good contacts.


The financial and live below your means

When not at home, you can find the Simpson family patriarch in Moe's Tavern, drinking with friends. In fact, it seems that Homer is in the pub all day or almost. This raises the question: "You can afford the head of a family who only have income of a person with four dependents?"

Of course, the more percentage of your salary invested in Homer Duff, less to spend on family needs, such as household expenses, food, clothing, pensions, insurance and others. It does not take a rocket scientist to know that if this type of behavior outside the norm, the intra-marital discussions were inevitable. Homer is an operator and seems to have no means to live the life depicted in the series.


"Bart, with $ 10,000 would be millionaires. "


Obviously, not knowing the value of money can lead to an insolvency. Of course, not surprising to hear these statements the man who drinks every day, find comforting and steals donuts piggy banks of their own children ...


Administration debts

In a recent episode entitled "No More loans, "the Simpsons are facing foreclosure. Let's see what the source of their financial problems

"It's a secret called home equity loan. I get all this money ... and the house was left with debts! "

And later discussed in foreclosure with mortgage manager:

" When I gave the money, you said you would not have to give it back to the future . This is not the future. This is the filthy, stinking this! "


Everything good ends. And Homer's feelings are not unusual, especially with the credit and housing markets as they are. While it's too late for others, this illustration of senseless spending can serve as a reminder that the debt does not disappear by magic, and tomorrow come another day, as well as creditors.

Source: http://negociosyemprendimiento.blogspot.com/

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Tiffany Towers White Shirt

According to Homer Simpson Happy Birthday ..


Well this "Post" has been created to wish a happy birthday to our beloved project.
So is ChoiceYourWay has served a year.
The December 27, 2008 this project was born.
and for reasons of compelling reasons not celebrate as we should.
I want to thank each and every one of you has left many satisfactions and good friends.
OUR BEST WISHES
OUR BELOVED PUBLIC.
Thanks to you we arrived at our first year of life, there is still much to tell and we all, to get our financial freedom. Much
success and that their wishes are fulfilled this year.
With love Blooregart & Kuri ..

Killing Me Softly Movie Clothes

Santa arrived, late but has come. Maimed

Blog Dear users, as you have noticed lately we have not committed to this project that aims to open people's eyes and show them that there is a different world to the classic: "Study hard, get a good job, buy a car a house and fill yourself debt for life ".

Often the person who gives you the council is in the same situation that the council does not only not good if you get similar results.

45 years an average of 3 children, a rent to pay, Telephone, Internet, electricity, water and an endless collection of bills.

Struggling every day to pay debts in a unique repetitive cycle.


Auch! it hurts I know but do not plan well in your life that will be your future.

But believe me if you're reading this, I will tell you that you can take a huge shift in your life, the best thing is that even these in time to get out of the rat race.

Unfortunately, it was very late and possibly your money has been spent on gifts, toys and time.

But never fear, if you've completed credit card debt or loans will tell you how to get out in 5 simple steps and give health to your wallet.

Step 1: Make a list of all monthly expenses and compare them with the amount of money you earn.

If given a list of expenses more than the amount of your salary or income month, you're in trouble and I recommend you stop spending on your cable system of 500 pesos a month to see the world.

Step 2: Now that you found the balance in what you earn and spend, Find your lowest debt.

words, if you have $ 20.000 pesos and 10.000 on a card in another, I recommend you start in order to settle the debt lower.

Step 3: Assign amount of your salary to pay the 20% extra card is a good choice.

Step 4: Maybe this is not a step but never pay the debt from one card to another is a bad sign with another card to pay a debt and continue that process with more cards.

Exception: If you do this there are programs in which the bank buys your debt and you pay them a lower interest and lower payments, with a% deposit to more capital.

Step 5: Where have the cash to pay for a card, talk with your bank and make a bargain, you pay the entire debt and the bank makes a certain% discount.

Restructuring: Included in step 5, this process is difficult and not very well known by many, but you can negotiate with the bank how to make smaller monthly payments and even cash can be taken to reduce interest paid debt.

In fact there is a department restructuring of accounts in all banks, Talk on the phone and ask your bank requirements calls for restructuring your account.

I hope will be helpful information and can repay their debt.

@ Kuri

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Recurring Deposit Compound Interest Formula

Parrot New Cashflow 101

This is a joke I read some time ago but I ripped a good quiver. Hope you enjoy it as much as me.

'chin! I have not posted anything in the last weeks, even going to put jokes "

A guy who decides to buy a pet. Go to a parrot hanging upside down from a pole, stares and says aloud:

- "Wow, what could have happened to this parrot?"

- "I was born and I am a bird without legs," says the bird.

- "Ha, ha! It seemed as if this bird would have understood what I said and I would have answered "

-" Of course I understood what you said. I am a highly intelligent bird and very cultured. "

- "Oh yeah? Then answer me this: how do you hang the bat, if you have no legs? "

-" Well, you see, I'm a little embarrassed, but since you asked, I am going to say I use my penis as bait and I roll up at bat, you can not see it because I cover with my feathers. "

- "Incredible! Can you really understand what people say and answer? "

-" Sure, I speak English and English. I can talk without problems on almost any topic: politics, religion, ADULT FOOTBALL ol, chemistry, philosophy ... and I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy, I am an excellent companion. "

Man looks at the price tag ($ 10,000) and mutters:

- "That price is too much for me."

- "Pssst," called the moving bird with one wing approaches.
- "Nobody loves me because I have no legs. Offer the owner of 5,000 ".

Man offers $ 5,000 and leaves the store with the bird. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational, funny, interesting, a good friend, understand all and to give good advice. His owner is happy with it. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot calls it

- "Pssst", moving one wing approaches.

The guy gets very close to the cage.

- "I do not know whether to tell or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

- "What?!"

- "Well, this morning when the postman arrived, your wife greeted him with a kiss on the mouth. She was wearing only underwear. "

- "Then what happened?"

- "Then the mailman came into the house and began to caress it all."

- "Holy God! What else? "

-" Then he removed her panties and bra. He knelt down and began kissing her all over, starting with her breasts, slowly, and went down and down through the navel and went on and on ... "

The bird is silent for a long time.

- "What happened? What happened? Talk damn parrot! "Frantic shouts the man.

- "I do not know, I stopped and I fell off the stick."