This is a joke I read some time ago but I ripped a good quiver. Hope you enjoy it as much as me.
'chin! I have not posted anything in the last weeks, even going to put jokes "
A guy who decides to buy a pet. Go to a parrot hanging upside down from a pole, stares and says aloud:
- "Wow, what could have happened to this parrot?"
- "I was born and I am a bird without legs," says the bird.
- "Ha, ha! It seemed as if this bird would have understood what I said and I would have answered "
-" Of course I understood what you said. I am a highly intelligent bird and very cultured. "
- "Oh yeah? Then answer me this: how do you hang the bat, if you have no legs? "
-" Well, you see, I'm a little embarrassed, but since you asked, I am going to say I use my penis as bait and I roll up at bat, you can not see it because I cover with my feathers. "
- "Incredible! Can you really understand what people say and answer? "
-" Sure, I speak English and English. I can talk without problems on almost any topic: politics, religion, ADULT FOOTBALL
ol, chemistry, philosophy ... and I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy, I am an excellent companion. " Man looks at the price tag ($ 10,000) and mutters:
- "That price is too much for me."
- "Pssst," called the moving bird with one wing approaches.
- "Nobody loves me because I have no legs. Offer the owner of 5,000 ".
Man offers $ 5,000 and leaves the store with the bird. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational, funny, interesting, a good friend, understand all and to give good advice. His owner is happy with it. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot calls it
- "Pssst", moving one wing approaches.
The guy gets very close to the cage.
- "I do not know whether to tell or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
- "What?!"
- "Well, this morning when the postman arrived, your wife greeted him with a kiss on the mouth. She was wearing only underwear. "
- "Then what happened?"
- "Then the mailman came into the house and began to caress it all."
- "Holy God! What else? "
-" Then he removed her panties and bra. He knelt down and began kissing her all over, starting with her breasts, slowly, and went down and down through the navel and went on and on ... "
The bird is silent for a long time.
- "What happened? What happened? Talk damn parrot! "Frantic shouts the man.
- "I do not know, I stopped and I fell off the stick."
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